Well, this is it. here I sit, still possessing the aura of full-time employment, surrounded by the sickly, the weak and the unwashed. Thus is the fate that befalls those who strive to better themselves through education.
They are all around me, their harsh braying calls echoing around the room while the stench of fear and [...]

Unemployment is not the life for me. Despite merely being a temporary self-imposed break in my slavery to the man, I am already finding it tiresome. I have to last but 5 more days and this hellish half-existence will be at an end yet still I gaze longingly at the traffic passing by my house [...]

It’s almost done! I have it within my grasp! My slightly clammy grasp!
The album is nearing completion. The fabled beast, rumoured to exist as early as 2007, has now had a confirmed sighting. 13 tracks of mayhem and malice, wrapped in a blanket of alcohol and midget porn. I could weep with the joy of [...]