I am currently faced with a question, a conundrum if you will: “can a man survive on beer and beans alone?”
While I suspect I have manouvered my way to the end of this philosophical minefield I can’t help feeling an aching regret that it has come to the point where I must consider questions such [...]

Well, this is it. here I sit, still possessing the aura of full-time employment, surrounded by the sickly, the weak and the unwashed. Thus is the fate that befalls those who strive to better themselves through education.
They are all around me, their harsh braying calls echoing around the room while the stench of fear and [...]

Unemployment is not the life for me. Despite merely being a temporary self-imposed break in my slavery to the man, I am already finding it tiresome. I have to last but 5 more days and this hellish half-existence will be at an end yet still I gaze longingly at the traffic passing by my house [...]

It’s almost done! I have it within my grasp! My slightly clammy grasp!
The album is nearing completion. The fabled beast, rumoured to exist as early as 2007, has now had a confirmed sighting. 13 tracks of mayhem and malice, wrapped in a blanket of alcohol and midget porn. I could weep with the joy of [...]

…that I made the ball come off my nose ring by rocking out so hard for our gig last night. Thanks to Kev + all at the Appleby last night for looking after us despite us making a horrible racket for 45 minutes.
In other news, I fully recommend pimms + lemonade in a can - it [...]

Such was the noise when I fell off the wagon this weekend….. my christ did I hurt on sunday… why, oh why do they make mead so yummy?!?!?!

It seems that we all have an overwhelming desire to destroy. Whether through hatred, greed or merely on a whim, the natural direction for all things is downwards. Spiraling towards rock-bottom, it’s too late for realisation to dawn. The time to change it all is an ever-shrinking window somewhere before inevitability starts to take hold, [...]

Walking home at 2am in the snow does not a happy bunny make. Feeling vaguely inhuman right now and someone seems to have carpeted my tongue…
Alcohol makes a mockery of the mind.
[Boozy]core represent!

….and your 2-4-1 cocktails!
I woke up this morning without a sense of identity or the ability to grasp why my mouth tastes like pain!
Fucking good night tho but why oh why did I go to an 80’s bar?!?!

Nothing’s been posted in a while… So I’ll use this opportunity to recommend the Doomsday engine. If you want to play doom/doom 2 with proper 3d models it’ll rock your socks. be sure to get all of the addons.
Hopefully we’ll have more gigs to announce soon. Watch this space.