It’s almost done! I have it within my grasp! My slightly clammy grasp!

The album is nearing completion. The fabled beast, rumoured to exist as early as 2007, has now had a confirmed sighting. 13 tracks of mayhem and malice, wrapped in a blanket of alcohol and midget porn. I could weep with the joy of it all if my heart wasn’t a shriveled, blackened stone on a piece of string.

If you haven’t already abandoned these pages, assuming that they were as dead as my sense of self-worth, take hope from these words: we are still here, we haven’t forgotten you and very soon we are going to ROCK YOUR WORLD.

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