Okay, okay; I was a bit optimistic when I said the album was about to be released a few months ago. It turns out I didn’t have the finished article in my slightly clammy grasp, but instead something that merely looked a bit like it. I’m easily excited.

But now it really is just about done. 17 tracks now, each one a carefully honed- no, wait, each one held together with spit and gaffa tape. And beer. And porn. We have everything ready in place to release it to all major online distribution services (iTunes etc.) – I guess we’re looking at about 2 months until you can buy it. We should be sending out press copies in the next month (if you’re a press type person and want a copy please get in touch)

Oh yeah, I nuked the forum because it was filling up with ads for russian porn. It’ll bounce back next time I have the time (and inclination) to sort out a replacement.

TL;DR – Album soon, Forums nuked, Porn.